wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(Source: mtvtr3s)

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle)

after i fainted

  • nurse: how many fingers?
  • me: 3 with some lube

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

x 5025 x